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The Egyptian Police, the FBI, and the CIA,? each trying to prove they are
the best at apprehending criminals..... So President Mubarak decided to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and asked them to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant
and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, the
CIA? concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads, the FBI? burns the forest, killing everything
in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.

The Egyptian Police goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! I'm a God damn rabbit  ya welad el kaaalb!*